this post reeks of homosexuality, though if you make it to the other end (no homo) you'll find some nice little pieces of mp3 funkiness...

1)Carlton Banks = teh ghey
proven even more so by one of today's mp3, where as his real life alter-ego Alfonso "Cock Diesel" Ribiero he valiantly tries to come off all 'Candy Girl', New Edition-esque and instead melts into a blob of pastel pinks. Close your eyes for a second though, and forget that you've ever saw Carlton's ghey dance on TFPOBA and you'll find that its actually a decent little stab (no homo) at 80's electropoprnbfunk... or something...

2)Melvin Riley = teh ghey
In addition to Carlton's contribution, please to find Ready For The World's 'Ceramic Girl' - a cut that many (criminally) overlook when talking about this band in favor of 'Oh Sheila' and 'Let Me Love You Down'. Anyway, many say that Melvin Riley reminded them of Prince - he actually does, but its the Prince in fishnets and high heels. Oh and don't forget another RFTW track, 'Mary Goes Round' contains the lyrics "You are like a doorknob and everybody's had their turn".
Hmmmm...

3) Track names that make me laugh = teh ghey
Bringing up the rear (no homo) are some tracks with some stupid fucking names that fit the theme of this stupid fucking post...
New Birth - Got To Get A Knutt (some will recognise the horns in the middle and the percussion, because De La sampled them on 'Can U Keep A Secret' - matter of fact they jacked this track for a few other cuts too - have fun trying to spot em),
Tom Scott - Sneakin' in the Back (everyone and their mother has jacked the drum break from this),
Apollonia 6 - Sex Shooter (formerly Vanity 6, they flopped badly after the name change, despite being down with Prince - this song is fucking bangin' tho)

while we're all being pretty in pink, here's 2016's Homosexual Of teh Year

and here's some gay kittens

go get some funk...
1) Alfonso Ribeiro - Not Too Young
2) Ready For The World - Ceramic Girl
3) New Birth - Got To Get A Knutt
4) Tom Scott - Sneakin' In The Back
5) Apollonia 6 - Sex Shooter

¶ 3:06 PM //

Today's album rotation consists of...






nothing more to report apart from a guy sliding in piss and a vomiting newsreader!

oh and this attack of the japanese zombie babies

No updates since Valentines Day - ou est le MIA Chauncey Billups??

Coming next week - some rare funk mp3s, that muhufuckas be sleeping on...

¶ 11:05 AM //

The real Mike Jones album...

I still have to write up "Who Is Mike Jones?" and although my first impressions were that it was decent, I don't think its anywhere near as good as I expected it to be. Others fucking hate it, but that's on them - maybe they should continue to wank off the Dips and Amerie with all the other trendy cocks.
Anyway, I suggest that you download "WIMJ" from wherever, and instead splash your hard earned on this instead. I already reviewed it on Altrap.com here but for those too lazy to click on the link, here's the deal. Mr Jones rips freestyles over a gang of familiar beats - instead of coming off like the regular push-a-button-start-a-track style of freestyle tapes that some idiot djs come with, each track has been blended with the next one - beat, freestyle and all, by that dude Michael Watts. Add a hint of screwing (no homo) and the standard Swisha House chops and you have the ingredients for a decent mixtape.

Jones takes it to another level though with his delivery - yeah, his words are freestyled... yeah, they're a little very repetitive at times (can you say "Two Eight One Three Three Oh"?) ... but its how he flows on beat, how he casually shares with us the information that his "dick hang long like Elvis' sideburns"... he has that (cliche alert) X-Factor... its the same reason that Luda features on a lot of cats' current top 10 emcees lists... we know others have more skills but the confident delivery and sense of humor gets Luda over. Mr Michael Jones is the same.

Who?

Mike Jones - Bad Boy This Bad Boy That Freestyle
Mike Jones - Step In The Name Of Love Freestyle
Mike Jones - Dick Don't Fail Me Now

In other news... here is Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley "being friendly"

Oh, and if you're a geek - don't fuck with Webfusion.com or Netcetera.co.uk when you come to building websites.

And if you're filling in visa paperwork that requires your passport number, don't lose your passport, cancel it and order a new one, then find the old one... because the old one has now been cancelled and is useless, and you're up shit creek, and that paperwork that has to be returned ASAP now is held up for 3 weeks while your replacement passport comes through...

ARSEBISCUITS

¶ 7:24 AM //

Call me the silent member in this veritable posse. No tour dates with JT (my calendar was booked, trust that), no personal connections to Jahah (although I owe some folks a couple of remixes and blends from Mama's Only Son), no real disdain for El-P (I've just never felt much of his music, simple as that)...

but, your boy over here is a loyal Baltimorean through and through (Orioles & Ravens, Old Bay and Chesapeake Bay crabs, club music, with Homicide & The Wire clearly among the best TV dramas ever), DJ's a lil' bit, writes a lot more, and still is finding time, there and here, to work on a degree. I'll be around to chip in on matters regarding wack rappers, good R&B, classic albums you ought to own, politics and philosophy, and music that A to the L wants you to hear, but he can't post himself...

Get at me if you're here or here. If you've got a post-doc in cognitive neuroscience in parts south of New York, holla; if you just want to know what I think about Fiddy's album, scroll down...

Oh, and you should be listening to this, if not for my show, then for all the other audio randomness that makes college radio both beloved and derided.

Now, back to your regularly scheduled musings...

¶ 7:00 PM //

So as per usual for the rmhh-ers with no lives, the regular Sunday chat marathon was on and popping yesterday, and somewhere in amongst the madness we stumbled across Stanford University's (I think) rap show, done by Kevvy Kev. As we listened in growing disbelief, we came to the conclusion that

1) the show was wack as fuck because of the shite up-their-arse playlist - the only time we got interested at all was when he inexplicably dropped Jigga's '22 Twos' between two log-sawers...
2) the host was a cock - he told people to hit him on aim for requests, and we did, and not ONCE did he play any Poison Clan

Anyways I decided to archive the commentary we gave last night as the show streamed. Most of the tracks, we didn't know, and don't care to know as they were complete monkeychowder, so it probably won't read as well as it did last night when the show was actually playing, but tough titty. A gap in the commentary usually means a new track is beginning...

Oh and if you're into audio torture, you might wanna check out http://kzsulive.stanford.edu/

AtotheIzzel : http://kzsulive.stanford.edu/
AtotheIzzel : kevvy kev
BSE nice : takes the ladies to bed
AtotheIzzel : quick
AtotheIzzel : get on that stream
AtotheIzzel : what's this song
BSE nice : dunno
AtotheIzzel : i likes
BSE nice : never heard it before
BSE nice : background organ is a bit cheezy
BSE nice : yeah its pleasant in a cheesy way
AtotheIzzel : yeah
BSE nice : my guess is its called Birds Eye View
AtotheIzzel : dred scott-ish actually
AtotheIzzel : mobb deep samples are wack
BSE nice : The Realness by Group Home says "Hi and shut up"
AtotheIzzel : gay
BSE nice : hes gonna tell you what it is
BSE nice : IM and ask what it is
BSE nice : kzsudj
AtotheIzzel : say what to him?
BSE nice : whats that song called
AtotheIzzel : done... lets see if he announces it
BSE nice : trainwreck
AtotheIzzel : that weren't THAT bad...
AtotheIzzel : lol
BSE nice : no i thought it was gonna carry on
BSE nice : he pulled it in time
AtotheIzzel : if he's in the studio on his on own... announcing and cutting at the same time... then props
BSE nice : word
BSE nice : i bet he aint
AtotheIzzel : yeah... he is the westwood of net west coast radio
AtotheIzzel : DAG

AtotheIzzel : HERON IN THEY NOSE
AtotheIzzel : there's just too much new music
BSE nice : yess
AtotheIzzel : to stay on top of
BSE nice : thats why i cant hear people moaning about how music fell off
BSE nice : THEY fell off
BSE nice : music is on and pop pop poppin
AtotheIzzel : i couldn't do a full show of this tho... a lot of indie shit sounds the same
AtotheIzzel : same tempo - same style - same blah
BSE nice : yeah
AtotheIzzel : its like three hours of One Be Low
AtotheIzzel : see.. now this is boring
BSE nice : shockingly
BSE nice : damn that song was bland

AtotheIzzel : oh he's going out of it now
AtotheIzzel : this one is as bad
AtotheIzzel : this is why college radio shows in the states suck ass
AtotheIzzel : this is why i will blow up radio out there...
BSE nice : yusss
AtotheIzzel : my show will kick ass...
AtotheIzzel : no show will do what mine does... because i will throw the playlist out the window...
AtotheIzzel : fuck the ads
AtotheIzzel : fuck billboard
AtotheIzzel : i'll play what i want
BSE nice : who is gonna give you this show?
AtotheIzzel : i'll go from Da Blow to TROY to Me So Horny to Cymande shit
AtotheIzzel : someone will
BSE nice : me too
AtotheIzzel : or i will kill them
AtotheIzzel : people want to hear something different - especially in the states... but not that indie shit - which is the only alternative...
AtotheIzzel : just good shit... with tracks that people know and love mixed with tracks that they maybe don't know but will still love...

BSE nice : 22 2s
AtotheIzzel : YO
AtotheIzzel : DOPE
BSE nice : music we know!!!
AtotheIzzel : i liked that watermelon freakin' beat before that
AtotheIzzel : i'm about 10 seconds behind you
BSE nice : beat yes rapper no
AtotheIzzel : i tell you when i hear the line
BSE nice : cop too many nines
BSE nice : too many niggas ride mines
AtotheIzzel : cop too many nines
AtotheIzzel : about 15 seconds or so
BSE nice : yeah
AtotheIzzel : the bastard still aint answered on aim tho
BSE nice : punky
BSE nice : longevity till im 70

BSE nice : back to wack indie ish??
AtotheIzzel : aw no....
BSE nice : what is this beat? wack wcak wck
alcove51 has entered the room.
alcove51 : bam bam
alcove51 : i brought it
AtotheIzzel : WTF is this fisher price shit
BSE nice : yong cove
BSE nice : wackwackwackwackwack
BSE nice : 33 3s
AtotheIzzel : http://kzsulive.stanford.edu//
BSE nice : weak
AtotheIzzel : canibus
AtotheIzzel : asswipe
alcove51 : huh
AtotheIzzel : get on that link cove
BSE nice : canibus is wackypops
AtotheIzzel : we're in the UK waiting for kevvy kevon the west coast to shout us out for listening to his wack indie rap show
BSE nice : i can't really believe that Kevvie Kev takes the ladies to bed
BSE nice : and rockwell to the depths of hell
BSE nice : dot a rock ah hit the top and ya dont stop
BSE nice : this kill bill drops are weak

BSE nice : but now its Nas
AtotheIzzel : oh fuck off with this crap
BSE nice : shits late man
BSE nice : if he dont give up some love we should smack him
AtotheIzzel : DICK
AtotheIzzel : that nas track is sloooooooooooooooow
AtotheIzzel : why the fuck is casey casem all over their drops?
AtotheIzzel : idiots
BSE nice : i like this beat though
BSE nice : ergh take that back
AtotheIzzel : its very soul supreme-ish
alcove51 : haha
BSE nice : it has a horrible change in it
BSE nice : ergh
alcove51 : ergghh
BSE nice : that shit is horrible
AtotheIzzel : this emcee is dull as fuck
alcove51 : what was that
AtotheIzzel : he sounds like a white defari
BSE nice : they just pitch it up for one bar
alcove51 : asics
BSE nice : you CANT do that
BSE nice : horrible
AtotheIzzel : why don't people make good rap anymore
alcove51 : super bad! no bad meaning good, but....
BSE nice : ergh someone find that fool and smack em
AtotheIzzel : this 2nd emcee is the white jadakiss
BSE nice : ergh
BSE nice : stop them from doing that
BSE nice : defari is meh
AtotheIzzel : exactly...
AtotheIzzel : and a white defari is double meh
AtotheIzzel : he rhymes heaven-sent with delicate - he's so 91
BSE nice : america has too many people
alcove51 : hahaha
BSE nice : like, some of them need to stop rapping
AtotheIzzel : too many white people who think they can rap...
alcove51 : many of other colours, too
BSE nice : Rashid Hadiq?
AtotheIzzel : i really think that rap has got shit because wack white people thought they could do it
alcove51 : "america has too many people"
BSE nice : yess rmember that quote
alcove51 : i love it
AtotheIzzel : its right up there with "I just called your mum a cunt again"
BSE nice : TEH CRAIC

AtotheIzzel : what is this leopard, black mamba shit?
BSE nice : Kill Bill
BSE nice : Boom Bap Stage Show?
BSE nice : =weak
BSE nice : Destro?
BSE nice : wack
BSE nice : Jake One, noixe likes him
alcove51 : jako one made rock kokaine......
BSE nice : he should play some Poison Clan
alcove51 : that alone....
BSE nice : oh yeah
AtotheIzzel : they just sound shuffly uncomfortable
BSE nice : lets request some Poison clan!
AtotheIzzel : dope
AtotheIzzel : you request poison clan
AtotheIzzel : i'll request Double XX Posse
BSE nice : what was the aim name again?
AtotheIzzel : alcove - you request - Hoodratz
AtotheIzzel : KZSUDJ
AtotheIzzel : this 2nd cat trying to sound like Kane
alcove51 : how do i?
AtotheIzzel : add that name
BSE nice : add new aim name
AtotheIzzel : KZSUDJ to your buddy list
BSE nice : i requested poison clan
AtotheIzzel : i requested double xx
AtotheIzzel : head cracker

BSE nice : yo we been talking for like 7 hours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AtotheIzzel : word - that's dope
AtotheIzzel : we going for records
BSE nice : THAT is why we dont blow up

BSE nice : damn this track is weak
AtotheIzzel : yup
alcove51 : maaaaan
BSE nice : maaaaaaaaaaaan
BSE nice : NEXT
BSE nice : NEXT
AtotheIzzel : oh get out of this fuckig beat
BSE nice : doenst sound like poison clan from the intro
BSE nice : at least its got a drum
alcove51 : doo doo
AtotheIzzel : shite strings
BSE nice : innit
BSE nice : we should do live commentary to accompany peoples radio streams
alcove51 : haha
alcove51 : !
AtotheIzzel : word... lets
BSE nice : next big thin
BSE nice : g
BSE nice : g
BSE nice : Gee
BSE nice : G-g-g-g-g-g- oh shit its Sean Price
BSE nice : SHAME
BSE nice : MF ges the gas face
AtotheIzzel : this is SHITE
BSE nice : If the 94 BCC could hear them now they would beat themselves up
BSE nice : "all you fruit roll-ups, this is a hold up"? wack
BSE nice : wack wack wack
alcove51 : hip-hop sucks!
AtotheIzzel : wtf
AtotheIzzel : SHOUT US OUT DICKHEAD
alcove51 : !!hahaha
BSE nice : yeah yeah yeah
BSE nice : come one
BSE nice : come on punk
alcove51 : come all
AtotheIzzel : WE BEEN SUFFERING YOUR BOLLOCKS FOR 46 mins NOW
BSE nice : who do we know in that area?
BSE nice : we should send them round to smack kevin
alcove51 : stanford uni?

AtotheIzzel : this beat sounds like a chubb rock castoff
BSE nice : Can i buy a change-up?
BSE nice : CHANGE YOUR BEATS UP PUNKS
BSE nice : same same same same same same
BSE nice : thats all can hear
alcove51 : blueprint?
BSE nice : same
BSE nice : same
BSE nice : same
BSE nice : same
BSE nice : same
BSE nice : same
AtotheIzzel : word... what were they thinking with this repetitive shit... only OC can get over on that shit - times up loopfiend
alcove51 : same song
AtotheIzzel : dah-dah-dah-dah
alcove51 : saaaaame song
AtotheIzzel : dah-dah-dah-dah
AtotheIzzel : dah-dah-dah-dah
BSE nice : blah bah balh balhbalh
AtotheIzzel : fucking arse biscuits
BSE nice : not even a change up on the hook!
BSE nice : shame on them!
AtotheIzzel : who are these wack cocks
BSE nice : someones hiphop producer union card should be cut up
BSE nice : oh they dropped out the drums for a bar, give em a grammy
alcove51 : woooooooooooo
AtotheIzzel : i want to stick pins in my eyes
alcove51 : rollercoastaaaaaaa
BSE nice : smack smack smack smack em
BSE nice : lets sing our own song
AtotheIzzel : LA LA LA LA
AtotheIzzel : LA LA LA LA
AtotheIzzel : SHITE SHITE SHITE SHITE
BSE nice : whyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiiiaaaayyyyyyyyyyeeeeeyyy?
AtotheIzzel : there has to be a playlist for this bollocks so we can actually tell others how crap this nonsense is...
BSE nice : yeah someone should warn everyone
alcove51 : nah
BSE nice : Blueprint
BSE nice : cove you knew what it was!
alcove51 : hahaha
BSE nice : SHAME
AtotheIzzel : you wanker
alcove51 : the bartender that works next to me listens to this album the other weak.
AtotheIzzel : weak being the definitive word

BSE nice : another beat i like
BSE nice : kanye-bite
alcove51 : you already have a new beat?
BSE nice : no the one on the radio
alcove51 : AHEAD OF THE TIME
AtotheIzzel : soul supreme
BSE nice : pleasant
alcove51 : that's what i maen
AtotheIzzel : who is this knob rapping
AtotheIzzel : ?
alcove51 : whisper styles
AtotheIzzel : why does he sounds like Smif N Wessun?
BSE nice : he needs to grab his nuts
AtotheIzzel : soundbwoy there's no need to worry
BSE nice : at least this beat changes up
AtotheIzzel : put some life into it fucktard
AtotheIzzel : he sounds like he just rolled out of bed
BSE nice : good flow, needs to get fiery though
AtotheIzzel : rhyming comparison and embarassing?
AtotheIzzel : please
AtotheIzzel : step yo game up
BSE nice : yeah thats the hook
BSE nice : maybe it is Tek
BSE nice : could be

AtotheIzzel : i wish this bastard would shout us out
alcove51 : scurred
AtotheIzzel : he;'s got like 10 more mins
BSE nice : maybe he had a vasectomy
AtotheIzzel : then i'm done
AtotheIzzel : i need a shite
AtotheIzzel : how the fuck did Jigga drop in the middle of all this bollocks

BSE nice : dont JUGGLE
BSE nice : ergh
AtotheIzzel : not badly
AtotheIzzel : please god
BSE nice : horrible stereo effect on headphones
AtotheIzzel : STOP THE MADNESS
AtotheIzzel : why do all djs have the same juggling routine?
BSE nice : dunno and the same cut on the snares
AtotheIzzel : cut on the snare over and over
AtotheIzzel : bingo in stereo
BSE nice : hahaha
BSE nice : cutting on snares like that is mad unsettling
alcove51 : who is this dick on the decks?!!!!!
alcove51 : hahaha
alcove51 : children!
alcove51 : cuttin' it up!!! SET IT OFFFFF
BSE nice : yeah the way it pans across the stereo is fuckin annoinf
AtotheIzzel : yup
AtotheIzzel : you should never juggle this long
alcove51 : maaaaan
alcove51 : that's not a juggle!
AtotheIzzel : in and out - shake it all about - and bounce
alcove51 : he drops the balls
AtotheIzzel : that's a fuggle
alcove51 : fugglin ugly
AtotheIzzel : ding ding
BSE nice : after this track we need to get shouted or for them to play poison clan
AtotheIzzel : what is this boring track anyway?
BSE nice : and not just any poison clan, i wanna hear "Bitch That I Hate"
BSE nice : or some Juelz
AtotheIzzel : i wanna hear 2 Low Life Muthas
BSE nice : its ending!

BSE nice : ERGH
alcove51 : i'm so glad you showed me this site!
BSE nice : i'm thinking its time to turn it off
alcove51 : haha
BSE nice : anyone else?
AtotheIzzel : my ears
AtotheIzzel : bleeding
BSE nice : who made that beat and thought it was good?
BSE nice : ???
BSE nice : ???
alcove51 : the blood itself is bleeding
BSE nice : ???
alcove51 : yeah (on his headphones).....this is nice
BSE nice : like you wouldnt play that to your worst enemy let alone your mcs
AtotheIzzel : WTF is this crunchy shit?
alcove51 : sickening, really.
alcove51 : perceptionists, again.
BSE nice : FUCKED
BSE nice : i pulled the plug
BSE nice : its over
BSE nice : mercy
BSE nice : no more
alcove51 : schiavo!
BSE nice : i cant take it
BSE nice : i submit

BSE nice : having cash is highly addictive
BSE nice : hes still fucking juggling
AtotheIzzel : yup
alcove51 : blueprint AGAIN??
AtotheIzzel : aw jesus
alcove51 : MANNNNNN HERBIE MAAAANNNNNNN
BSE nice : having cash is highly addictive
BSE nice : this guys crates are ankle deep
BSE nice : yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn
AtotheIzzel : how long is this fucking song?
alcove51 : overly
BSE nice : neverending
BSE nice : oh a song ive heard before!
alcove51 : don't give it away!!
AtotheIzzel : i'm done
BSE nice : heheh
AtotheIzzel : fuck this bollocks
BSE nice : pete is back
AtotheIzzel : pete is back
AtotheIzzel : LOL
BSE nice : snap

bigmistajam has entered the room.
AtotheIzzel : YAY
BSE nice : YAYAYAYAYAY
BSE nice : hahahaha
bigmistajam: sup people
BSE nice : yo man we went non stop
BSE nice : the whole way through
AtotheIzzel : http://kzsulive.stanford.edu//
BSE nice : and now we harassing some us radio jock
AtotheIzzel : worst.radio.ever.
alcove51 : enter the wackness!
BSE nice : yeah get streaming, hes gonna shout us out
alcove51 : for enduring the pain
BSE nice : wow its like tuning into Rush FM in 92

AtotheIzzel : CISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSY
BSE nice : blandishment
BSE nice : MORE JUGGLES
AtotheIzzel : NOOOOOOOOOOOO
AtotheIzzel : JESSUS
AtotheIzzel : no juggles please
BSE nice : this is cockery
AtotheIzzel : word

BSE nice : next track is beatbox
AtotheIzzel : this station has played one good track in 77 mins
bigmistajam: THIS RADIO STATION IS SHITE
AtotheIzzel : yup
BSE nice : it REALLY is
bigmistajam: WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME LISTEN TO THIS?
BSE nice : are we gonna give up on this?
AtotheIzzel : we've been listening for 80 mins now
BSE nice : really? shame on us
AtotheIzzel : i'll give it a couple more mins till the next break
alcove51 : one.be.lo.
AtotheIzzel : his one good song
AtotheIzzel : and its still shite
alcove51 : E.T. is nice.
BSE nice : its been like 50 mins since the DJ said anything
alcove51 : E.T.!
BSE nice : can you die from listening to bland nothingy hiphop while tired?

BSE nice : WACK SAMPLE
BSE nice : OH MY GOD
bigmistajam: GURU????????
BSE nice : GURU YOU SUCK
BSE nice : WACK WACK WACK
bigmistajam: always have
AtotheIzzel : OH CHRIST
AtotheIzzel : it just started
BSE nice : GO TO JAIL, DO NOT COLLECT PRIMO'S PROPS!!!!
AtotheIzzel : THIS IS FUCKING DOGWANK
bigmistajam: lol
bigmistajam: Dogwank!
alcove51 : maaaaaaaan
BSE nice : maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
AtotheIzzel : FUCK OFF KEITH
AtotheIzzel : maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
alcove51 : check his clout!
BSE nice : man that is sooooooo WACK
BSE nice : wackest sampled chorus of the year!
AtotheIzzel : oh this is worse than diamonds
bigmistajam: diamonds is SHITE
AtotheIzzel : this is worse

BSE nice : WACK WACK WACK WACK
AtotheIzzel : lol
bigmistajam: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BSE nice : shockingly wack
bigmistajam: how off was that?
BSE nice : really though
bigmistajam: and who the fuck is this bland fucker?
BSE nice : this bland shit sounds like fucking genius after that
bigmistajam: Defari Herut
AtotheIzzel : oh christ....
bigmistajam: stopped being dope after that one single...
AtotheIzzel : its defari
BSE nice : yup
AtotheIzzel : we had the fake one earlier
AtotheIzzel : now we have the real one
BSE nice : how can you tell its defari?
AtotheIzzel : he said his name
bigmistajam: he said his name
BSE nice : ah
AtotheIzzel : and he's making me fall asleep
BSE nice : you two....
alcove51 : haha
AtotheIzzel : so it must be defari

BSE nice : can we stop listening yet?
BSE nice : Bed Stuy is calling
BSE nice : its Smif N Wessun agian
bigmistajam: none of BCC have never been relevant since their 5 mins of fame
BSE nice : they are playing like 4 tracks by each artists
BSE nice : Super Brooklyn was dope though
BSE nice : BCC and Justus League?
BSE nice : thats hella weak
bigmistajam: its blatant he's only got 3 albums so he's rotating the tracks
alcove51 : scurred to hit it
BSE nice : at 5 im pulling the plug once and for all
AtotheIzzel : agreed
BSE nice : so this track samples a lot of classic things
BSE nice : but to no effect
BSE nice : oh well
BSE nice : man I'd kill for some Ruste Juxx on this station
BSE nice : yaaaaaaawn
AtotheIzzel : he has 3 mins to shout us out or play poison clan

bigmistajam: a decent track finally....
BSE nice : what is it?
alcove51 : gangstarr?
bigmistajam: royce
alcove51 : MOT
BSE nice : errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
bigmistajam: stop rapping please royce
bigmistajam: you've ruined a good track
BSE nice : weeeeeeeeeeeeeak
AtotheIzzel : nice speed switch
BSE nice : weakweakweakweakweak
AtotheIzzel : STOP THE MADNESS
alcove51 : gun clapping
BSE nice : speed switching on radio? fuck off

AtotheIzzel : how long does he want to fuggle this intro?
BSE nice : ergh
BSE nice : BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
BSE nice has left the room.
bigmistajam has left the room.

¶ 7:14 AM //