this post reeks of homosexuality, though if you make it to the other end (no homo) you'll find some nice little pieces of mp3 funkiness...

1)Carlton Banks = teh ghey
proven even more so by one of today's mp3, where as his real life alter-ego Alfonso "Cock Diesel" Ribiero he valiantly tries to come off all 'Candy Girl', New Edition-esque and instead melts into a blob of pastel pinks. Close your eyes for a second though, and forget that you've ever saw Carlton's ghey dance on TFPOBA and you'll find that its actually a decent little stab (no homo) at 80's electropoprnbfunk... or something...

2)Melvin Riley = teh ghey
In addition to Carlton's contribution, please to find Ready For The World's 'Ceramic Girl' - a cut that many (criminally) overlook when talking about this band in favor of 'Oh Sheila' and 'Let Me Love You Down'. Anyway, many say that Melvin Riley reminded them of Prince - he actually does, but its the Prince in fishnets and high heels. Oh and don't forget another RFTW track, 'Mary Goes Round' contains the lyrics "You are like a doorknob and everybody's had their turn".
Hmmmm...

3) Track names that make me laugh = teh ghey
Bringing up the rear (no homo) are some tracks with some stupid fucking names that fit the theme of this stupid fucking post...
New Birth - Got To Get A Knutt (some will recognise the horns in the middle and the percussion, because De La sampled them on 'Can U Keep A Secret' - matter of fact they jacked this track for a few other cuts too - have fun trying to spot em),
Tom Scott - Sneakin' in the Back (everyone and their mother has jacked the drum break from this),
Apollonia 6 - Sex Shooter (formerly Vanity 6, they flopped badly after the name change, despite being down with Prince - this song is fucking bangin' tho)

while we're all being pretty in pink, here's 2016's Homosexual Of teh Year

and here's some gay kittens

go get some funk...
1) Alfonso Ribeiro - Not Too Young
2) Ready For The World - Ceramic Girl
3) New Birth - Got To Get A Knutt
4) Tom Scott - Sneakin' In The Back
5) Apollonia 6 - Sex Shooter

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