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Friday, May 06, 2005
My ding-dong is the size of a blimp...
The real Mike Jones album...
I still have to write up "Who Is Mike Jones?" and although my first impressions were that it was decent, I don't think its anywhere near as good as I expected it to be. Others fucking hate it, but that's on them - maybe they should continue to wank off the Dips and Amerie with all the other trendy cocks.
Anyway, I suggest that you download "WIMJ" from wherever, and instead splash your hard earned on this instead. I already reviewed it on Altrap.com here but for those too lazy to click on the link, here's the deal. Mr Jones rips freestyles over a gang of familiar beats - instead of coming off like the regular push-a-button-start-a-track style of freestyle tapes that some idiot djs come with, each track has been blended with the next one - beat, freestyle and all, by that dude Michael Watts. Add a hint of screwing (no homo) and the standard Swisha House chops and you have the ingredients for a decent mixtape.
Jones takes it to another level though with his delivery - yeah, his words are freestyled... yeah, they'rea little very repetitive at times (can you say "Two Eight One Three Three Oh"?) ... but its how he flows on beat, how he casually shares with us the information that his "dick hang long like Elvis' sideburns"... he has that (cliche alert) X-Factor... its the same reason that Luda features on a lot of cats' current top 10 emcees lists... we know others have more skills but the confident delivery and sense of humor gets Luda over. Mr Michael Jones is the same.
Who?
Mike Jones - Bad Boy This Bad Boy That Freestyle
Mike Jones - Step In The Name Of Love Freestyle
Mike Jones - Dick Don't Fail Me Now
In other news... here is Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley "being friendly"
Oh, and if you're a geek - don't fuck with Webfusion.com or Netcetera.co.uk when you come to building websites.
And if you're filling in visa paperwork that requires your passport number, don't lose your passport, cancel it and order a new one, then find the old one... because the old one has now been cancelled and is useless, and you're up shit creek, and that paperwork that has to be returned ASAP now is held up for 3 weeks while your replacement passport comes through...
ARSEBISCUITS
I still have to write up "Who Is Mike Jones?" and although my first impressions were that it was decent, I don't think its anywhere near as good as I expected it to be. Others fucking hate it, but that's on them - maybe they should continue to wank off the Dips and Amerie with all the other trendy cocks.
Anyway, I suggest that you download "WIMJ" from wherever, and instead splash your hard earned on this instead. I already reviewed it on Altrap.com here but for those too lazy to click on the link, here's the deal. Mr Jones rips freestyles over a gang of familiar beats - instead of coming off like the regular push-a-button-start-a-track style of freestyle tapes that some idiot djs come with, each track has been blended with the next one - beat, freestyle and all, by that dude Michael Watts. Add a hint of screwing (no homo) and the standard Swisha House chops and you have the ingredients for a decent mixtape.
Jones takes it to another level though with his delivery - yeah, his words are freestyled... yeah, they're
Who?
Mike Jones - Step In The Name Of Love Freestyle
Mike Jones - Dick Don't Fail Me Now
In other news... here is Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley "being friendly"
Oh, and if you're a geek - don't fuck with Webfusion.com or Netcetera.co.uk when you come to building websites.
And if you're filling in visa paperwork that requires your passport number, don't lose your passport, cancel it and order a new one, then find the old one... because the old one has now been cancelled and is useless, and you're up shit creek, and that paperwork that has to be returned ASAP now is held up for 3 weeks while your replacement passport comes through...
ARSEBISCUITS
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